Ill pretend that Im not making fun of you.
This will be quick as were about to board, but I cannot tell you how ridiculous the looks have been here and Im singling out the women (because somehow, most of the guys are just fine). Top four bad mistakes sans pictures, sorry! are:
4. Pants that can be shorts when theyre unzipped at the knee.
3. Skintight miniskirts that are two sizes too small. With heels. And an improperly red lipstick (Im pro-red. But get the RIGHT red.)
2. Carpenter jeans. They still make these?!?!
1. Shorts that are SO SHORT that I can see butt cleavage. Its like a car wreck, and I cant look away.
Please, for the love of all thats holy, just wear some pants. And a top. Thats it.
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